You probably recognize me from my flawless appearances on Top Billing, 50/50 and Masterchef SA... I know what you were thinking, how does he get his hair that heavenly, well, a gentlemen never tells. (it's Head & Shoulders)
If you don't have a TV but you live in Durban, you've probably eaten at one of my restaurants before. I don't have a matric but sometimes I like to write about the things that happen in my crazy life.
Don't expect spellcheck. Don't expect PG-rated content. Expect, the truth and nothing but it! Jokes, I talk shit like 90% of any given day.